blaggadyblaggadygarb monday

i love books
here's the thing. (let's talk straight)


my ideal world would have me as an agoraphobe. yup.

(a rich agoraphobe)

i would live in my little house. i would never leave. everything would be delivered. duh. it's called the Internet.

i would read books and watch tv/movies all day. i would eat. i would sleep. and repeat.

i would have money automatically taken from my ka'ching account to various noble charities- so as not to feel like a total bottom-feeder.

however, without the materializing and uninterrupted income- this is not happening. also, there would be no sex- and safe, positive sexual experiences are a human right; i am just about damned certain.

so, i get up. i get dressed. i shower three times a week. sometimes four. and i go interact with the physical world populated by people, places, and things. i do like it. i even have extended periods of cherished dwelling in the orb of environments that is earth. it's just not my gut go-to.

on the other end. i could go hiking and sleep on rocks anytime. (i do like having the t.p., though.)

complicated masterpiece. we each are.

(we each are bonafide weirdies, too) (fyi)